Yesterday afternoon, as I was on Twitter making my normal rounds searching for various explicit Zoe Kravitz twitpics, all of a sudden my timeline began to start flooding with numerous tweets about a new craze entitled “Planking“. This peeked my curiosity because everybody and I do mean EVERYBODY was tweeting about this nonsense so I decided to educate myself and find out exactly what all the fuss was about. Boy was that a mistake.
After several minutes of searching the term on Google I finally got my answer. And what a moronic answer it turned out to be.
Turns out that the term “planking” refers to the new trend where some idiotic moron decides to lay his/her body completely still on a public surface without moving (sort of like when on a Plank). Doesn’t sound that bad at first right? Wait until you actually “see” planking in action.
Scroll down below and witness the new trend for yourselves:
SMH - - - please pray for the future of our nation if this is what you fools deem as fun.



















