So as I was sitting on my couch watching reruns of Locked Up Raw last night, my mind started to wonder and I quickly found myself thinking  ”hmmm…I wonder if any of these prisoners have ever been ‘touched‘ while behind bars?”  (Touched is slang for raped.) Then I started asking myself “I wonder what songs the rapists play in order to get themselves in the ‘mood’? ‘”

And from those thoughts came the following playlist. “Songs that if heard in prison, should signal to you that you’re anal rectum has been targeted for  HOURS of severe abuse. ”

First on our list is……..

J. Holiday’s “Put You To Bed”

If your prison bunkmate throws this bad boy on chances are he’s not looking for a quickie…he wants that slow, seductive, all night “loving”. Hope you like late nights and SUPER rough mornings.

Next up is R Kelly’s “Slow Wind For Me”

May God protect the man who’s bunkmate is in the mood for this classic throwback. Prepare your buttocks to endure slow strokes and sensual pelvic thrusts from Bruno once he presses play on this bad boy. SMH ( I’ll say a prayer for you.)

Third on our playlist is Mystikal’s high uptempo “Shake It Fast”

Now this track needs no introduction. The name itself is self explanatory. This musical backdrop is usually reserved for those looking for “a quickie” so the poor unlucky bastard who has to suffer anal abuse while it plays in the background will more than likely be expected to “throw it back” faster than Raz B at a IMX concert. (Poor guy)

Next up….

Foxy Brown’s “I Taste Just Like Candy”

0_0 You know what time it is when you hear this. Hope you had a light lunch.

And the number one song you absolutely do not want to hear in prison

Usher — -”Daddy’s Home”

Best believe you’re in for a workout if your bunkmate puts this on for you. Not even Baby Jesus can help you then.

And with that being said- – God speed.

Stay Out Of Prison!

Check out the unfortunate mistake one NYC waitress made while having a conversation with R&B bad boy Bobby Brown…

Via Page Six 

Bobby Brown caused a ruckus at DJ Cassidy’s 30th birthday party on the USS Intrepid by pulling a waitress’s hair when she walked away from him as they were talking.

R&B bad-boy Brown got into a tangle with the catering staffer before he performed with his ’80s band New Edition at Cassidy’s celebrity-packed birthday bash onboard the aircraft carrier Wednesday night.

A source told us, “During the band’s sound check earlier that evening, Bobby was talking to one of the waitresses, but she walked away from the conversation before he was finished talking. Then Bobby pulled her ponytail. She complained to her bosses, and Intrepid security called event organizers.”

Everybody knows you NEVER turn your back on Bobby mid convo!  SMH…rookies.

Thoughts??

In his new feature for DETAILS magazine, Hollywood bad boy Shia LaBeouf recently revealed that his former Transformers co-star Megan Fox let him explore her “inner regions” while the two were filming their blockbuster hit.

During the interview, the interviewer asked point blank if Shia ever hooked up with Fox … and according to the article, “LaBeouf nods affirmatively.”

The alleged fling took place on the set of the original Transformers flick and according to Shia you can see the result of their bedroom chemistry on-screen.

“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them”

“I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.”

If Shia’s loose lips aren’t bad enough – - – the actual shocking part of the article comes when the interviewer says he asked if Megan was dating her current husband Brian Austin Green during their hookup … and LaBeouf replied,

“I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”

Finally closing out with:

“It was what it was.”

Damn….let me find out Shia got a little “gangsta” in him lol.

Thoughts??

Luckily this time it’s only on Twitter. Scroll on down bottom and let the Bad Boy mogul school you on his reasoning behind the new name change.

Thoughts?

Check out the $8 million dollar ride the Cash Money head honcho just got his hands on!

The number one stunna also claims that this was the only one ever made (probably why it’s so expensive).

Gotta admit, it’s a nice whip, but for a quarter of the price, he could’ve fed an entire African village with what he spent to obtain this bad boy.

What do you guys think?

Would you spend $ 8 million on a ride??

Aubrey O’Day, the big breasted vixen formerly of Bad Boy’s supergroup Danity Kane, recently released “Automatic,” the first single from her forthcoming solo debut on SRC Records/Universal Motown, and I must say this one definitely had me fist pumping!

Give the new tune a listen below:

Can you get jiggy to this?

Back in February, reports surfaced that Rihanna and Hollywood bad boy Colin Farrell were sending sexy texts to each other after meeting on the UK’s Graham Norton Show. Then they coincidentally” ran in to each other at an LA eatery last night which only added fuel to the dating rumors.

Reps have had no comment on the alleged fling, but sources say its totally false.

“They are not dating,” a source told People.com. “It was absolute coincidence they were at Giorgio Baldi at the same time. Colin was there at a business dinner and Rihanna was across the room.”

“There’s no truth whatsoever to the reports and rumors that they’re dating,” the insider added.

Seems a little fishy to us, but what do you guys think?

Thoughts?

Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen has just revealed plans to join fellow Hollywood actor Sean Penn on an upcoming trip to the caribbean island of Haiti, which was devastated by two earthquakes in January 2010, to assist Penn who has been undertaking charity work in Haiti since the disaster.

Charlie told Access Hollywood Live:

“We’re going to do a couple things first and then it looks like we’re heading down [to Haiti]. And I’m excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting.”

In a recent interview with GQ magazine Penn came to the defense of his controversial friend, telling the mag he believes Charlie simply wants the world to “lighten” up.

“When you divorce the moral judgments, which I prefer to do, I see a guy who has a clearer view of the nature of the world around him than is sometimes comfortable to have. Those are the sort of people who have a tendency to find altered states. But he’s a very ironic character. He’s got pretension in the crosshairs of his wit. I think to a large degree he’s saying, ‘Guys, we’re only going to be here once, so lighten the f–k up.’”

First they had do endure that horrific natural disaster. Now they have to endure our homegrown national disaster.

SMH..the unfortunate people of Haiti just can’t seem to catch a break.

Thoughts?

Charlie Sheen, Hollywood’s leading bad boy, has officially launched his brand spanking new disorganized and highly peculiar web show entitled Sheen’s Korner!

Check out it’s inaugural webisode below:

Winning!

Thoughts?

Hollywood’s most notorious bad boy Charlie Sheen says he plans on suing CBS, Warner Bros., and “Two & A Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre for breach of contract.

During his interview with ABC earlier this morning, Sheen was asked whether or not he would be filing a lawsuit due to his show’s  recent work stoppage  and a clearly aggravated Sheen responded:

“Wouldn’t you? I don’t have a job. I got a whole family to support … They’re gonna put [the money] on a scale and say, ‘A little more, a little more. Add some gold! Add some gold! Bingo!’ … I’m here to collect.”

Watch the full interview below:

Charlie’s clearly off his rocker.

Thoughts?